Good fortune? The fact is: The more that you practice, The harder you sweat, The luckier you get. Ideas? We've had 'em Since Eve deceived Adam, But take it from me, Execution's the key. The money? Just pester A likely investor. To get what you need You toady to greed. The talent? Go sign it. But first, wine and dine it. It's tedious work With a talented jerk. Good timing? To win it You've got to be in it. Just never be late To quit or cut bait. Expansion? It's vanity! Profit is sanity. Overhead begs To walk on two legs. The first step? Just do it And bluff your way through it. Remember to duck! Godspeed... and Good Luck! by Felix Dennis