October 04, 2011

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE GAVE PHILIP GLASS AN APPLE II: http://t.co/xWAiNrup obviously I'm in heaven
@artlung no, but perhaps now this approach will catch on.

October 03, 2011

.NET's boneheaded browser sniffing pounds the final nail into Draco's coffin RT @artlung http://t.co/9UbATcMj
Hey everybody! Adobe has acquired another batch of awesome products that they will slowly ruin through incompetence and mismanagement!
I was watching Breaking Bad while I was still doing drugs. #hipster Wait, I don't think I'm using this meme correctly.
@halvorson yes, you should definitely take all your drug-related advice from strangers on the internet.

October 02, 2011

I bought a new desk with a secret compartment, then I realized that none of my secrets have physical form.

October 01, 2011

RT @halvorson: At the playground. 7YO is running a "diarrhea tortilla" shop. Kids are laughing so hard they can't climb up the ladder to ...
I belched and my 7-yr-old asked, "Was that necessary?" and I replied, "No, but it was sufficient!" It's tough being a geek dad's son.
Got my 7-yr-old hooked on Lode Runner. Next week I'll show him how to make his own levels. Apple II forever, bitches.
"I don't understand why all this crazy shit keeps happening to me." --guy who keeps doing crazy shit
My 5-yr-old played a thinking game of "what could I do with four hands?" FYI, "two chicks at the same time" was not an acceptable answer.

September 30, 2011

Microsoft flagged Chrome as malware? That's nothing. We once flagged the ENTIRE INTERNET as malware. http://t.co/U3K8doPX
@johnstok @roidrage some sales numbers and thoughts http://t.co/kSNl8UVy

September 28, 2011

RT @sgala: @diveintomark AKA "Bezos in the middle"?
"MITM" presupposes that you control one end of the transaction. With Amazon Silk, your end is already colluding with 3rd parties.
"[Amazon] will establish a secure connection from the cloud to the site owner on your behalf for pages using SSL." http://t.co/h5a4c7WD
""The [Amazon Silk] browser observes aggregate user behavior across a large number of sites." http://t.co/4KjYcJ2Y
Sorry for the confusion. @arstechnica reported that the Kindle Fire would run Android 3.1, but all other sources are saying 2.x.
RT @robpegoraro: @diveintomark @ginatrapani Not according to what I heard firsthand from Kindle v.p. David Limp--he says it runs a versi ...
Citation: http://t.co/b6vuAfNO says Honeycomb
@Lucid00 Ars says 3.1. http://t.co/b6vuAfNO
Anybody else notice that the Kindle Fire runs Honeycomb, Google's closed source tablet OS?
Finding a web site that redirects all links to a mobile home page is like dating a girl that won't do oral. Like, they still make you?!?
@mbrubeck be careful what you measure ... http://t.co/3qDE3BfC
@halvorson my 7-yr-old is taking piano lessons instead. Sure, it's years of aural torture, but at least recitals are indoors.

September 27, 2011

Firefox 7 is out. Enjoy the add-on-free browsing experience!
@voidspace so build a better Google.
The web is where you can build Google without asking anybody's permission. Or Facebook. Or The Pirate Bay. Enjoy your apps, suckers!
RT @Its_Death: Google is 13 today. If you search for something it will reply "WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT? IT'S SO UNFAIR. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ...

September 26, 2011

Mysql.com hacked? http://t.co/jHOw6eEp Bah. Java.com has been serving malware for years. If you click through, it tries to install Java!
HTML5? I've already stopped using it. #hipster

September 25, 2011

I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT AND 1 BILLION DOLLARS: http://t.co/JEKXGhgY
Just a reminder: @davewiner ran weblogs.com without a privacy policy for years and then sold all your ping data to Verisign for $2 million.

September 23, 2011

There is no Linux. There is only Windows and "older operating systems": http://t.co/4SrvrBXT
Protecting the pre-OS environment with UEFI - Building Windows 8 - Site Home - MSDN Blogs
There is no Linux. There is only Windows and "older operating systems":

September 21, 2011

When R.E.M. played their first show, the Apple ][+ was state-of-the-art and Microsoft hadn't yet released MS-DOS 1.0.

September 20, 2011

Microsoft would like to thank Apple for finding how much shit developers are willing to eat: http://t.co/r44dSq99 They'll take it from here.
Primer for current Windows developers
Microsoft would like to thank Apple for finding how much shit developers are willing to eat: They'll take it from here.

September 19, 2011

This is your semi-annual reminder that "The Right to Read" was meant to be a warning, not a fucking design document.
Recent college grads who have office jobs and spend your days forwarding urban legends: ignore the haters, you are CHANGING THE WORLD.
Tonight: The Actors Behind The Torrents

September 18, 2011

My 7-yr-old announced, "God is in the sky and in our bodies," and I replied, "...and in the toilet" in case anybody needs a step-dad.
I introduced my wife to Zillow last week and we've already moved three times.

September 17, 2011

4chan would cure cancer if they thought it would annoy someone.
@halvorson and what's the plan for the puppy?
http://t.co/chgD6TAm My wife isn't going to a fancy schmancy UX conference but she bought new boots anyway. /cc @halvorson
Lockerz.com : Mark Pilgrim's Photo
My wife isn't going to a fancy schmancy UX conference but she bought new boots anyway. /cc @halvorson

September 16, 2011

Sure is a tough year to be the developer of a shitty, crashy browser plugin.
Stop spamming and get a real job with direct deposit RT @ElbaCoffmanabd hi:) @diveintomark #ask4help gonna buy this headphones , any advice?
#FF @textfiles who's doing a documentary on the 6502 because apparently the one on text adventures wasn't geeky enough. http://t.co/Q2Fw2qSa
The Jason Scott Documentary Three Pack by Jason Scott » FUNDHAMMER 40,000 — Kickstarter
#FF @textfiles who's doing a documentary on the 6502 because apparently the one on text adventures wasn't geeky enough.
#FF @mpt because Linux is fucking hilarious

September 14, 2011

HEY EVERYBODY THE NEW FIREFOX DOWNLOADER IS OUT: http://t.co/F2sUe2l
MSDN Blogs
HEY EVERYBODY THE NEW FIREFOX DOWNLOADER IS OUT:

September 13, 2011

SlideScreen is dead. What's everybody using for an Android home screen app?

September 11, 2011

RT @NowAPisces: I know so many guys come on here and say how much they hate their wives. Sorry. Mine's great.

September 10, 2011

In my version of "Back to the Future," I go back to 1999 and nobody believes there are programming languages that "compile to JavaScript."
LABIAPLASTY HUNGRY BEAST: EP 14 on Vimeo
YOUR VAGINA IS PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T MUTILATE IT TO LIVE UP TO A LIE: [nsfw but not porn]
YOUR VAGINA IS PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T MUTILATE IT TO LIVE UP TO A LIE: http://t.co/tefQTnz [nsfw but not porn]
Your 5-year-old's first trip to Disneyworld is a great time to drop acid.
RT @souders: Plz help by running this test on your mobile device: http://t.co/ErsDAMH I'm gathering data about how carriers slowdown HT ...
Mobile State Machine Test Page
RT @souders: Plz help by running this test on your mobile device: I'm gathering data about how carriers slowdown HT ...
My 7-yr-old is sitting in front of a working 42-inch HDTV watching cartoons on an Android phone. The future is now.
My wife and I spent Friday night shopping for two plungers and a rug in case anybody needs help showing a lady a good time.

September 09, 2011

Nicole Sullivan - CSS Tools for Massive Websites
#FF @stubbornella Her talk on large-scale CSS changed my mind about things I'd taken for granted for years.
#FF @stubbornella Her talk on large-scale CSS changed my mind about things I'd taken for granted for years. http://t.co/mEq96rH
RT @textfiles: While editing a documentary for @loriengreen, I took a little time off to quickly do a postmortem of my DEFCON speech: ht ...

September 08, 2011

"THE ADOBE UPDATER MUST UPDATE ITSELF BEFORE IT CAN CHECK FOR UPDATES" IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL PARADOX FUCK YOU ADOBE
Make up with Debian or STFU. RT @paulrouget New blog post: Mozilla Openness facts http://t.co/d7PeEg0
(500) http://paulrouget.com/e/openness
Make up with Debian or STFU. RT @paulrouget New blog post: Mozilla Openness facts
Can't wait to find out if the next version of Android will come with source code!
"Little is known about the update, because Google's 'open' platform is developed entirely behind closed doors." http://t.co/i3MrTfo
Schmidt: Ice Cream Sandwich to be unwrapped in October or November
"Little is known about the update, because Google's 'open' platform is developed entirely behind closed doors."

September 07, 2011

Bug 14029 – normative reference to specification whose author/editor is undisclosed
RT @hober: #nymwars, #html5 edition: @ms2ger
RT @hober: #nymwars, #html5 edition: http://t.co/TpnCrFj @ms2ger
I can code 6502 assembly without an assembler, but I can't decode my son's text messages.

September 06, 2011

Naked midgets in Spock ears bouncing on trampolines. In slow motion. Well, good luck getting any work done today.

September 04, 2011

90 meetings in 90 days. RT @clarke692 I have the next 3 days off. I have alcohol. I have weed. I have food. I am totally alone...

September 03, 2011

If you chose a Twitter username with "drunk," "stoned," or "high" in it, you might not be marriage material just yet.

September 01, 2011

RT @RexHuppke: So every time a new iPhone's about to come out, one will get left in a bar? Apple's like a clumsy, alcoholic Easter Bunny.
Man, these iPhone testers really need to stop drinking.

August 30, 2011

@snowness alt.pave.the.earth FAQ is relevant to your interests: http://t.co/799jW04
alt.pave.the.earth FAQ
@snowness alt.pave.the.earth FAQ is relevant to your interests:
RT @textfiles: It's probably not fully professional to set the user-agent on a wget to "Jason/Scott/1.0 Bitch, I'm a Bus" to get around ...
RT @chrisblizzard: So I guess this is the first time we've revoked a CA root. http://t.co/Wl8UHiq
Fraudulent *.google.com Certificate at Mozilla Security Blog
RT @chrisblizzard: So I guess this is the first time we've revoked a CA root.

August 29, 2011

iPad users can't remove the preinstalled trusted certificate authority that was hacked by the Iranian government. Got root?

August 25, 2011

RT @halvorson: JUST BLOGGED: Announcing Content Strategy for the Web, 2nd Edition http://t.co/OmgALT5
I Lied: Announcing Content Strategy for the Web, 2nd Edition « Brain Traffic Blog
RT @halvorson: JUST BLOGGED: Announcing Content Strategy for the Web, 2nd Edition
RT @pbump: Somewhere, right now, Gil Amelio is making sure his resume is up-to-date.

August 24, 2011

Always check desktop screenshots for folders named "Shemale" or files named "Movie.cd1.avi": http://t.co/T6BvJrH /via @kernelslacker
Mark Shuttleworth » Blog Archive » Dash takes shape for 11.10 Unity
Always check desktop screenshots for folders named "Shemale" or files named "Movie.cd1.avi": /via @kernelslacker
@ginatrapani then they would label you a flaming geek girl. I'm not sure that's a step in the right direction. :)

August 23, 2011

Fuck everything about this: http://t.co/1Oqnbq6
The CNET Download.com Installer
Fuck everything about this:
k9copy author calls it quits. "The DVD is obsolete, and I no longer believe in the future of desktop Linux." http://t.co/LZ3yJq5
That's it, it's the end !
k9copy author calls it quits. "The DVD is obsolete, and I no longer believe in the future of desktop Linux."

August 22, 2011

@Cerberus98 "scrappy" is acceptable as long as it doesn't refer to Scrappy Doo, the worst cartoon character ever.
If you read the Computist archives backwards, it's a magazine about geniuses who forget how to hack and end up becoming Locksmith users.