xuACROSS&DOWNJRR~Eœ+1.2cx86)\CQSAFIRE.WEED.TASKIRONON.AXLE.OMANCRONUT.SHARKNADO..TESSA.ANNA.ZITSABRE.BOLD.ROOSTNBA..ABLE.TAINTSLETMESEE.ARON....THANKSGIVUKKAH....NCIS.SALESREPHANGON.CITY..TAOOILER.MESA.INEPTGEE.ETAL.REAIR..GLASSHOLE.MMXIIIELSE.URAL.IHEARDDOTE.DIRK.TESLAS------.----.----------.----.----------.---------..-----.----.--------.----.--------..----.--------------.----....--------------....----.--------------.----..--------.----.--------.----.-----..---------.----------.----.----------.----.------Puzzle #77 - 2013 in PortmanteauxNeville Fogarty - nevillefogarty.wordpress.com©2014"On Language" columnist before Zimmer[as written]Listing at LEX or LAXDevice for making hot dogs?PrivateWake upTreegarth of Orthanc residentsGarden nuisance"I ___ a Sixth Grade Alien"Emulate an ascending SCUBA diverAnimal found in Ireland?Laura of "Little Fockers"Honey do, e.g.Measure sometimes preceded by long, short or deadweightCompany that receives Prime directivesOne who enjoys working with tortured soulsFife player?Patch sortWheel's partnerCountry on the eastern tip of the Arabian PeninsulaBaked pastry + fried pastry = combination pastrySea creature + weather phenomenon = disaster movieActivity where the words light up in timeVirtue who'll compete in ice dancing for Canada in SochiMother ___ (Audra McDonald's "The Sound of Music Live!" role)Ballerina Pavlova (you know, like the dessert)Clearasil targetBuffalo playerShow on which JPII got all torn up in 1992Help out a criminalCtrl+B resultJonathan Kite's "2 Broke Girls" rolePullet's perchPlays the piggyClippers' grp.FitWelcome guests, perhapsAdulteratesIn actuality"Hmm..."Dog diseaseExtra setsRalston who was portrayed by James Franco in "127 Hours"2009 film starring Sam Worthington as Jake SullySecular holiday + religious holiday = mega-holidayGoddess with a throne headdressMajor roadPileLong-running Cote de Pablo seriesOne who tries to be pitch perfect"The Mole" fund"Wait for it..."Kept selfishlyDanny of "Moonstruck"Div. with Nats and MetsSt. Paul, e.g.Storage roomChinese wayOne-time Houston playerTall landformTreaty of Waitangi cultureBumblingOpening phrase of the Beatles tune that includes the lyrics "stupid bloody Tuesday"Puts the kibosh on"Shucks!"Abbr. for citing a paper with too many authorsHeavy soundPut on again, as a TV executive mightPut outNew Google product + obnoxious person = tech-savvy jerkSpotAnimal that produces lean meat and velvetYear in which this puzzle's portmanteaux were introduced (heck, it's right there in the title!)Easter Rising org.Does a bouncer's job"So what ___ is new?"Asian Risk territoryRumormonger's introPour love (on)Pitt in Clive Cussler's novelsCars developed under Elon Musk