The United Baites Government declares this document absolutely pointless. You still must read it thoroughly and agree to it at the end. So, how am i going to waste your time?

I know! Lets say You have a ugly nose. That's all! Just an ugly nose, all there is to it! I don't like your hair. It needs to be cut.

Anyway, what if I said Apple is better than Android? Hit that agree checkbox if you agree with what I'm saying. Because it is most certainly true! I'm not gonna lie!

And what is up with cheese? I mean, it's awesome and all, but is there really a point to it? Is there? Is THERE?

But why do we exist? It is crazy to think about and I like to think about it.

Anyway, hopefully reading this wasted enough of your time. Enjoy your day!