i baked you some cupcakes
we still have our friendship <3
i still love you <3
you can try again
i believe in you
the cake is a lie
you're simply the best
we are the champions
don't give up
at least you're playing a good game
we've got cheesecake in the back
we're still not androids
at least you're ready for the zombie apocalypse! I hope...
Ryan Gosling still won't eat his cereal
i bet you don't know what this does: System.exit(-1);
i can catch a java.lang.NullPointerException