WikiLeaks presents Farscape Loophole by Julian Assange Nuremberg Kangaroo Publishing 2022 Table of Contents Prologue 4 Farscape 5 Theme 6 Through Sundial Across [π] 7 Buddha Sakya Muni 7 Trilithon 8 Three Wise Men 9 Moloch Mafia 10 Vatican Scam 11 Vatican Dictator Perpetuo 12 Ring Ring of Power 13 Muddy Clearwater 14 Story of Runology 15 Abram & Sons 16 Isaac's Choice 17 Jacob's Spiral 18 Samuel's Headache 19 Isaacs Unbound 20 Rune Invention 21 INRI & Holy Grail 22 Whovian Potterverse 23 Tea & Scones in Buckingham 24 Hogwarts in Scotland 25 King Who of Gallifrey 26 Christmas Carbon Pig 27 Nicholas Flamel 28 Epilogue 29 Jacob's Ladder 30 Tungola Ryne 30 Appendix 31 卐 Prologue Farscape Nightingale sings, in highest of halls, chanting its wondrous calls, that pierces heart falling apart, breaking through prison walls. 卐 Theme Through Sundial Across [π] Flaming arrow of flying spark, seeks out sundial mark, on the other side at yuletide, halfway out of the dark. Ø Buddha Sakya Muni Parthian shot, in hasteful ride, is battlefield turning tide, with yoga training in stretching, that Ashtanga does provide. 卐 Trilithon Three Wise Men Siegfried, who knows how to slay, dragons both night and day, has a clever brain cell that goes to hell, to rise again on third day. INRI brings sword, and no peace, to temple robbers' displease, and by magic bean weed of mustard seed, he grows lilies in valleys. Arthur pulls out of his fruit pebble, a spring sprout seed rebel, and as story is told in fodder unfold, he finds haystack needle. 卐 Moloch Mafia Vatican Scam Heavyweight was Petrus the rock, as a chip of the old block, but Pope Satan ain't no saint, because his name is Moloch. 卐 Vatican Dictator Perpetuo Pope Nero-Caligula, the head of the USA, decides length of night and day, as he forbade bright sun to make oval run, in course of presidential way. Pope Nero-Caligula, the dragon from hell, is Roman empire on Capitol Hill, treading footprint trace upon heathen face, attempting Siegfried to kill. Pope Nero-Caligula curses the merry band, of green Robin's steady bow hand, whose bold robbing industry of blessed silvery, is good fortune in prosperous land. 卐 Ring Ring of Power SS Gollum went to join Nazi party, but was not welcomed eagerly, as he was called monster and awful stinker, so he sought Mordor for liberty. SS Gollum travelled in wasteland, and drank in Mordor dry sand, and in brotherhood of hell he found Nazi Bell, who flew him to Disneyland. SS Gollum did origami Paperclip, went to Woodstock on trip, and danced free disco in San Francisco, smoking pipe in hippie flip. 卐 Muddy Clearwater Buzzy Buzzword was a simpleton, as he tried to outrun Briton, but Buzzy was never so very clever, in understanding wits as fun. Buzzy Buzzword tried to race river, in dwarf digging gold fever, and deeper he went in spiral descent, down where bottom is forever. Buzzy Buzzword had thing coming, when Mississippi kept rolling, as Huckleberry always went waterways, where love of God is flowing. 卐 Story of Runology Astronomical & Agricultural Year Abram & Sons Abram was white flight of souls, fighting communist moles, with Gomorrah eaten and Sodom fallen, into multicultural hellholes. Abram was settler in wilderness, swearing oath by whiteness, who made reservation against infiltration, by sword point of sharpness. Abram was armed men's leader, planning survival in future, by gathering farmers and stargazers, in name of sun year as father. 卐 Isaac's Choice Isaac was Abram's future spawn, becoming man of his own, and with free will he could still, be released, as unbound man. Isaac was free, to leave by choice, following his inner voice; yet that would burn his own return, as foreign wife is no rejoice. Isaac is either bound or unbound, keeping man's stock sound, with price to pay either way, when principle stands ground. 卐 Jacob's Spiral Jacob was celestial zodiac planner, who spawned in that manner, and with twelve sons in solar run, he named Israel his banner. Jacob had twelve steps on his way, alongside spiralling stairway, with final destination in high heaven, far beyond night and day. Jacob's dream was practical ideal, that his stargazer could feel, with every twelve way as equal say, against world struggle real. 卐 Samuel's Headache Samuel was judge, with grave call, in choice of clan to rule all, and that mistake would break, agreement, and lead to fall. Samuel gave into urgent demand, that king should rule land, and thereby gain ship captain, as warlord with reins in hand. Samuel had no means of certainty, to ensure leadership quality, because Rune test of proven best, was yet unknown to history. 卐 Isaacs Unbound Isaacs, unbound by Assyrian deportation, protested against domestication, and became horse industry of mounted archery, that spearheaded steppe rebellion. Isaacs, unbound by Babylonian tyranny, were taken into Moloch captivity, and Isaacs were no longer bound by any altar, with broken bound to antiquity. Isaacs, unbound from former designation, find themselves new destination, and, by compass rivers four, open heaven's door, and in sundial navigate liberation. 卐 Rune Invention Unbound Isaacs invented solution, to solve kingship confusion, and by seven seals they revealed, resistance against corruption. Unbound Isaacs rose in peak of tide, along sun's journey, to abide, that man must pass time-compass, as right ruler, on rightful ride. Unbound Isaacs, in sun's geometry, made compass chronometry, with star observation of run in heaven, as quantified into Runology. 卐 INRI & Holy Grail Donkey ride, in company of Scythian foal, had animal drinking water as goal, poured by Pilate's aqueduct into fresh water pact, to increase tourism on Scythian trail. Monopoly, by cistern mafia of mind control, had financial and brainwash goal, as Moloch rejects water free and prefers scarcity, because of failing temple robber sale. British toastmaster of Scythian cranial cup, who, in last supper, drank bottom up, and brought sword, not peace, was to Caiaphas unease, as Runology was given thumbs up. 卐 Whovian Potterverse Tea & Scones in Buckingham Lizzy Lizard tried, by split tongue tip, to taste an Earl Grey Rune sip, but nasty nagging hag was old tea bag, and a totally flavourless squib. 卐 Hogwarts in Scotland Lizzy Lizard, reptile from outer space, was caught in elaborate maze, set forth by rising day of Earl Grey, in breakfast blend of grace. Lizzy Lizard expired, at Hadrian's wall, when Picts heeded Jacob's call, and upheld sworn duty reclaiming booty, by Stone of Scone ancestral. Lizzy Lizard's draconic carbon taxes, in plot of empires of galaxies, flopped flat on face in reptile race, as dragons can't read Runes. 卐 King Who of Gallifrey Lizzy Lizard hissed at logical problem, heralded in Old English poem, that only a man witful in Runes skilful, may rightfully rule the realm. Lizzy Lizard had no right way to solve, what takes a knight to evolve, growing a man green worlds between, where runic cycles revolve. Lizzy Lizard, the most dreaded reptile, found grasp on throne futile, as man resourceful and rightful, claimed Excalibur with style. 卐 Christmas Carbon Pig Harry Potter went out looking, for his pig gone missing, caused by high rise in bacon price, on carbon taxed cooking. Voldemort, in world dominion, called for carbon session, so his snobby nose could propose, ban on smell emission. Clever was pig, and much able, spell cast fully capable, and finest carbon fried bacon, kept dancing on table. 卐 Nicholas Flamel Nick Flame, the name of the game, put all souffleurs to shame, by alchemical stone on pleb throne, that philosophers call by name. Nick Flame had caught out of blue, a stone falling into his shoe, and miraculous was mustard palace, that out of tiniest seed grew. Nick Flame was celestial agrarian, and runological planetarian, with his cloud castle on Avalon isle, in walking distance of heaven. 卐 Epilogue Jacob's Ladder Stars of heaven sing, in outer space, in my chant of angelic amaze, and dance of planetary spells my oratory, running course, in my race. Tungola Ryne Homestead song is sky wide open, when gods amongst men, in star wandering of earthling, seek heaven home again. 卐 Appendix Old English: 1. Tun is homestead. 2. Gol is preterite of galan (to chant). 3. Tungol is heavenly body, i.e. “homestead chant” in heaven, as the music of the spheres. 4. Ryne is run, the course of heavenly bodies. 卐 In that sense, the Runes - as Ryne-Stafas - map the course of heavenly bodies, in the flesh, as Hogwarts curriculum in Harry Potter. 卐