Signature expansion site.

Hello and welcome to my signature expansion site. Here you'll find all the things that I would have put in my signature, but didn't have the space for. I'm Morphimus, but you can call me Morph if you like.
NOTICE: This site is a junk heap and probably won't remain in it's current state for too much longer. :P

HEY YOU! Do you want to have you very own signature expansion psuedo-website like this!? No? What if I told you IT'S COST YOU ZERO MONEYS!? HMM?
I will both TEACH YOU HOW TO DO IT, and GIVE YOU A TEMPLATE. Just click here and send me a message. ;D

My Adventures




Dungeon Attack: Lightning Magics!

I AM SLEEP



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I only drew the art for Tres Imperatricibus, everything else was Giovana, whom I have not been in contact with for a long time. I think she might've abandoned the forums.

Other adventures that I'm a part of


Drawn By you

Our Story: Drawn By you

The Signature

Here's a thread in which I mess up/improve your avatars

My Pesterchum handle is sulfurateSynteresis. I almost always welcome any conversation, if I'm on Pesterchum at all, that is.

Below are the quotes that used to be in my signature. They're kind of a mess at the moment, but if I figure out how to impliment BB code in here I can get them working more or less fine.

[LEFT][QUOTE=Mass Effect 2]Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; it gives you a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Moldova in Eurovision 2011;6022557]fuck books and clothes all of my money goes towards food but in a hedonistic sense, not a survival sense.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kíeros;6184853][QUOTE=John E;6184699]I like limestone,just dont take it for [I]granite[/I]![/QUOTE]That wasn't a [i]gneiss[/i] pun. It was just [i]schist[/i]. Okay, that wasn't dissing you; it was just [i]talc[/i].[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=thegreenspark]So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story. And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an ICP video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too. For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing. Welcome to Homestuck.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bigro;6877546]punctuation coins are the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack, off a horse.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CaptainDriad;7305749]You want happy endings? Fuck your happy endings. She dies.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DAF;7313078]> all: fall in a pool of soft squeaky greasy juju dong[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dalmationer;7512224]Assuming makes an ass out of you and the Ming dynasty.[/QUOTE][/LEFT] EGO QUOTES: [SPOILER][LEFT][QUOTE=Staff Deployment;6211234]But Clearly it wasn't real Clearly [B]YOU'RE[/B] not real Go away not-real person and stop being not real (don't actually go away Morphimus; i love you Morphimus please have my children, Morphimus you are the only light in my otherwise dismal existence)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Qeztotz;6340110]you know morphimus you are a genius[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=thetoastking;6469442]Oh. A gifted from your army's gotten in again. No doubt he abused his psychic abilities to get past your guards in order to play a practical joke on you. Again. You shoot Psy-Soldier Morphimus in the head without batting an eye. You don't like killing your soldiers, but the man has no self-control. His pranks simply went too far at times, and that's that.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Phantos;7125641]Morphimus, I don't know what to say. It's hard to see the keyboard when I am crying from joy.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Curris;7179943]Well done Morphimus . You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kyky25;7201664]Morphimus... You Are awesome. ...your artwork is, once again, fantastic[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WholeLataPie (Somewhat paraphrased);7230900]Morphimus is a fan art god[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CaptainDriad;7234014]Yes, we all have the power to be amazing. Except Morphimus, he smells.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=UsagiShinobi;7271972]Welp, morphimus yet again blew my mind right through my neck and out my belly button. Dear god.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Corpseguide;7322751]Could we have art class instead? Androids are amazing at art [COLOR="#FFFFFF"]like morphimus he draws like god[/COLOR][noparse]:mspa:[/noparse][/QUOTE] [QUOTE-citzenAbel]I confused myself for Morphimus on the forums, I am ashamed.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bobert]I am fornicating furiously in solitude to contemplate your absence.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Fish;7656936]god fucking bless morphimus[/QUOTE]